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Anonymous asked: aw he doesn't like you back cry me a river

Hello there, Anon. Lauren’s friend Emie here. Nice to meet you, yes, yes. 

Now listen here you ignorant bitch cock, I don’t give a shit who you are or why you felt the need to send her this. I don’t care that what you said isn’t extreme. Leave my Lauren alone or I swear to fucking god I will turn on know anon, track you down and shove my foot so far down your throat that your shit gets in my shoe, you bloody ass violin.

Kind regards. 

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murphels:

ugh this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR.

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ziyalls:

aw look at how pretty i dont look 

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leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

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anneboleyns:

these stills of joffrey look like someone just said something really offensive

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Karma bitch

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